They need not be answered. They’re not worthy.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What colour would a smurf turn if you strangled it?
Why is it that when you blow in a dog’s face, he doesn’t like it, yet when you go out in the car, he hangs his head out of the window?
If you could travel at light speed, and you turned on your headlights, would there be any beams?