Well, at least the title was fun. Here’s an abstract image I made today with Blender 3D. For those who want to know, I used a level 2 icosphere, extruded and rotated faces into tentacles, subsurfed it, made it transparent, added a red lamp to the middle and added DoF with compositing nodes.
And for those who don’t want to know, lookaddaprittipickchawottidunn.
Hope you like it 
Look out for a tutorial on how to do this coming soon.